Corrupted Lawfirm - A Message To Mr. Way

Yo, Subway
We got a message for you
John Otto
Take it the Matthews Bridge
If only Subway
Was a buffet
I could go down
When I've had a really bad day (this sucks)
After that scandal (Jared Fogle)
They really need an update
They can call me in and I'll fix it with duct tape (flex tape)
Why the Five Dollar Footlong (huh?)
Nine dollars?
Their founder five foot nine
I'm a little (short)
Taller
This the end of Subway as we know it (yup)
Unless we turn it upside down (straight up)
And make some more profit
Lower price (lower price)
More subs (more subs)
Less complaints (less complaints)
More dubs (more dubs)
Bigger parking lot (bigger parking lot)
More customers (more customers)
I'm the big man
We are hustlers
Yeah, I love my wife
That brown curly hair (hair)
I give her all my love
Yeah, I drive her everywhere (yeah)
There's one place I won't go
I call that place my home (yeah)
Subway sandwich
She da best hoe (hoe)
Five Dollar Footlong
Dick her down hard (hard)
Lettuce on some sourdough
No mustard
Put her on my queen bed
Toast her like some flatbread
Pack her full of mayo
Eat 'er up like heyo (heyo, heyo, heyo, heyo)
Huh, huh (heyo, heyo, heyo, heyo)
My wife is super pissed (yeah)
Smoke be comin' out her ears
She soundin' like a train (woo)
She flyin' like a spear
That reminds me of the pickle
That I put in my sandwich
Don't yell at me, Kelly
You stupid bitch (straight up)
So, we actually started this song in July of 2021, but uh, ever since then, Subway has, I feel like, improved their quality at least a little bit
Um, I don't know about everyone else, but... that's at least what I have to say about the matter
Uh, I think they hacked my computer
I- no, it's actually Jared Fogle that hacked my computer and then sent this advice to Subway on our behalf
So, you know
Good for him
Thanks. Yeah, good for him
I mean, not- not good for him, but, you know... for, for the other thing
I mean he is, he is a piece of shit, but... all things considered, you know... he did, uh, you know... send this song to him.
Before release, actually, that's illegal, cause he hacked my shit and that's a breach of privacy, which I don't appreciate one bit
What do you think about people breaching privacy
Um, I actually don't like when they breach privacy
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Written by:
Edi H., Jacob Gebel

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