Here Be Monsters - A Song for Every Dickhead on Tindr (feat. Zena Mohamad)

So, you say you're a nice guy but you don't seem all that nice
When you go around manipulating women just because you think it's fun
I hope you realize at some point in your neckbeard life that
If you think friendship is second prize you don't deserve to place at all
Yeah, the statue of Liberty is a woman
(Yeah, a symbol of freedom) Cause historically men have felt a God-given right to both

So rule #1 - Fuck you. And rule #2 - Fuck you, too
And rule #3, this one's plain as can be - no one owes you love for existing

If you complain about the friendzone, then you don't deserve friends to call your own
If you do nice things for gain, then they're not nice things at all
And you've formed into a pack of spoiled fucking brats
That attack anything that you cannot control
And the statue of freedom is a women
(Yeah, a symbol of freedom) Cause historically men have felt a God-given right to both

Yeah, I'm sick of being talked down to by guys who think their presence is a blessing on everyone
Go get fucked - sincerely, every woman on the earth
So sick of people just assuming I dress myself up just to please you
I don't wake up in the morning just to impress your greasy ass
I wear heels bigger than your dick so don't you dare tell me how to dress

Written by:
Taylor Lanham, Zena Mohamad

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