Bigdumbhick - Ain't Nobody Listening to Me

There ain't nobody in here listening to me
I like to write my name in the snow when I pee
But my peckers too short so I piss on my feet
And there ain't nobody here listening to me
Aint nobody listening and I don't really care
And I like to wear my wife's underwear
Then I'll put on a wig and pretend that I'm Cher
Naw There ain't nobody listening and I don't really care
I can sing what ever words that I please
Like your sister makes her living when shes down on her knees
Washing dirty dogs and getting rid of fleas
And there ain't nobody in hear listening to me
The words they don't matter, they just want that beat
You can't have no puddin if you don't beat your meat
And I've got psoriasis and athletes feet
And there ain't nobody in here listening to me
I write these words and I make them rhyme
I play with the tempo and work out the time
Then I wash my ass in hot turpentine
Strike a match brother and see me fly
Aint nobody in hear listening to me
They're all too busy talking and watching TV
Just as long they keep drinking and they tip when they leave
It don't really matter if they're listening to me

Written by:
Jeffery Wall

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