Chique Geek - Bad Sushi Blues
I stood on line for sushi just the other day
You know the kind that not sushi anyway
The kind you find at the local grocery store
The kind that's in the cooler most ignore
Bad sushi blues go on sing it out
Bad sushi blues there is no doubt
Bad sushi blues never not too underrated
Bad sushi blues never overstated
Sushi that is not for the aficionado
Never to be eaten much great bravado
No imitation crab or turned avocado
Or flying fish roe dipped desperado
Bad sushi blues go on sing it out
Bad sushi blues there is no doubt
Bad sushi blues never too underrated
Bad sushi blues never overstated
Dare to try sashimi that's raw fish of sorts
Maybe some unagi for the eely sport
Firm consistency like vulcanated rubber
Maybe bounce it like a piece of Disney flubber
Bad sushi blues go on sing it out
Bad sushi blues there is no doubt
Bad sushi blues not too underrated
Bad sushi blues never overstated
A slice of pickled ginger for the palate too
Dab of green wasabi or horseradish goo
Stir it with some soy sauce salty brew
Clear your sinuses before you're through
Pork or chicken dumplings with dippin' sauce
Miso soup with tofu and green onions tossed
True delight for busy people on the go
Those uneducated palates never know
Sitting in the case near the Poke Bowl
Seaweed salad-n-spicy tuna roll
Kelp band wrapped rolls with special care
Take a chance and try it, try it if you dare
Bad sushi blues go on sing it out
Bad sushi blues there is no doubt
Bad sushi blues not too underrated
Bad sushi blues never overstated
Bad sushi blues, bad case of the bad sushi
Bad sushi, bad sushi blues
A hah hah
Yeaahh
Written by:
David Menter
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