Oily Bastard - Cheese (Sharp Cheddar Is Not the Sexiest)

Mister Holt, why can't you see that
You have made a serious lapse in
Judgement, are you blind?
I think that you are blind
Sharp cheddar is not the sexiest cheese

Why not pick something else, maybe Swiss or emmental?
Those have some holes at least
Why can't you think rationally
Sharp cheddar is not the sexiest cheese

There is no place for you
Even hell won't let you through
Tell me why you can't see
Sharp cheddar is not sexy

There is no place for you
Even hell won't let you through
Tell me why you can't see
Sharp cheddar is not sexy

Written by:
Henry Adams

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