Kalamiti - Cypher

Im Crazy Baby, Believe me, I never joke
If I ever choke, I'll be up in forever smoke

Sever throats, I'm evil I got more horns than seven goats
Eleven ropes, to hold you hostage till they send the dough

Bend and Fold, you cant read my, cant read my poker face
Rewind, Fuck fuck fuck fuck her face fuck fuck fuck her face

I deliver the shit to make you shiver
Like when I send your liver through the mail in small slivers

You want it all, but this is all ill give ya
2 Balls and a, condom, then then then ill ill stick ya

Shit, my vocal cords just skipped cause im mechanical
Skitzophrenical if thats even a word and slightly cannibal

Alien, frightening mandibles, slicing animals
Cats and dogs, Rats to frogs, while i'm jackin off

Cum and blood, mixed together and drink it
Not me though, you, what the fuck were you thinkin

When mixed together they actually turn pink and
It thickens up and then it gets all these strings in it

You puke yet? NO? well thats too bad
Wanna fuck bitch? NO? Ok wheres your dad

Maybe we can GO and you can film it
Then I'll slit your THROATS, drink the fruid

Don't get stupid, Just get into it
Cause I know all you fagets like the way that I do it

Like the way I move it, I know that you'd like to
Fuck, don't lie baby, you know you want me micheal

I'll admit I was seeing mike jackson
And he ain't even dead, he's actually at the mic rappin

Oh shit, Now I think I smell a fight crackin
Back in a minute, I need to take a light nap and

I'll come back fully energized like the fuckin bunny
What the fucks so funny!? You'll be like its just nothing

Well it must be something? Cause you just keep touching
My body while I'm double dutching

Not many you know who can spit lines like this is there
I went to school equipped with knives and scizzors

A dick the size of a lizard, a fuckin 3'5 footer
I'm sharp, I'll cut through an MC like butter

I'ma spead you on my sandwich, My brains damaged
I'm surprised Ive managed to even say this damn it

Whats my name again? Your name is brandon
Oh... Do I dwell In a mansion

Yes you do, cause your married to manson
Charles? No marilyn, ahh fuck that then

I'm a motherfucker Captian, Dreaded when rappin
Invented this rap shit, I'll take anger preventative caplets

Cause I'm a menace in fact kid, Dentist in practice
When I knock out your teeth and say I don't remember it happenin

Holy shit, I think my lung collapsed
When I was 9, nah you don't wanna know what my uncle asked.

Flunkin class, suckin ass, gimme a rubber fuckin fast
Fuck her ass, humpin that, Oh shit I heard somethin snap

My condom just broke and I busted in her pumpkin patch
Now I got her bent over suckin long as my lungs can last

Damn man, I think I got her pregnant, jesus
6 Months later, cut her open and ripped out the fetus

Believe this, I'm a motherfucker demon speedin
Like Rob Zombie, get your cock off me, your penis is bleedin

I don't want aids, I got enough of my own
Cuffin my Bone, Dialin up your granny to get a slut on the phone

My skills insane, For those who dont know
I just demonstrated 60 fuckin bars in a row, its time for me to go though

I got places to go, people to meet
Evil to speak, Shemales to beat and Females to eat

Written by:
William Beasley

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