Oily Bastard - His Name Is Scringus

His name is Scringus, he is twelve feet tall and he doesn't talk
He only screeches and he eats people right off of the street
His name is Scringus, he doesn't sleep at night, oh
For some strange reason, he still hasn't killed me yet

He eats people and when police are called he eats them as well
He is a pet of sorts to me even though he eats humans
Scringus why'd you have to eat the governor whole?
You were not supposed to, now you have to clean up
Scringus, even though I love you wholeheartedly,
eating the governor is pretty illegal

His name is Scringus and one day I found in my backyard
The government wants him to be tested on and promptly murdered
His name is Scringus, and he doesn't know better
Why do they expect him to join society?

It's him or me and if it's me then it is him as well
It's me or him and if it's him then it is me vicariously
Scringus i'm so sorry, it's my only option!
I don't want to do this, but I know I have to
You do not deserve death, you do not deserve this!
I will not forget you, goodbye Scringus

Written by:
Henry Adams

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