Bro Brocean - Hot Dog Man (The Weiner Salute)

You're 21 now so you're celebrating
Before you barf in the sink
All your friends took you out
And the cute bartender gave you a free drink
Before you leave from the bar
You put a dollar in the jar and gave her a wink
Then later on, the hot dog man
Gave you a free hot dog, so you think

I'll give the hot dog man a hug
Even food cart vendors need some love
I'll give the hot dog man a hug
Cheers to the man with the hot dog buns

I'll give the hot dog man a hug
Cause the hot dog man didn't get any hugs today
Give the hot dog man a hug
Crack open your free pepsi and give it a chug

You woke up with a pounding head
And stomach acid breath
Once again, all your best friends came through
To buy you brunch cause you feel like death
Now I'd have to agree that free coffee is really nice and all
And even slightly better is
You didn't pay a god damn dime for alcohol

But you know deep down inside
That this gnarly hangover coulda been worse
If it wasn't for the generous man
Who gave you a free frankfurter

That's why you gotta
Give the hot dog man a hug
Even food cart vendors need some love
Give the hot dog man a hug
Cheers to the man with the hot dog buns

Give the hot dog man a hug
Cause the hot dog man didn't get any hugs today
Give the hot dog man a hug
Crack open your free pepsi and give it a chug

Ya gotta
Give the hot dog man a hug
Even food cart vendors need some love
Give the hot dog man a hug
Cheers to the man with the hot dog buns

Give the hot dog man a hug
Cause the hot dog man didn't get any hugs today
Give the hot dog man a hug
Crack open your free pepsi and give it a chug

This song is dedicated to the hot dog man on 4th and Broadway
Who gave me a free hot dog on my 21st birthday
You know Mr. Hot Dog Man
You didn't have to give me a free hot dog
You coulda kept all the hot dogs to yourself
But out of the kindness of your heart
You put your warm weiner in my hands on a cold, cold night
So today in front of this great nation
I'd like to take this moment to raise my own weiner
In thanks to you, Mr. Hot Dog Man
You're one hell of a guy
Play me off Mr. T-Bone Man

Written by:
Morgan Wenter

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