Fresh Breeze Music - I'd Rather Lather

“I’D RATHER LATHER”
(Donovan M. Kundiger)

When I get up in the mornin’ splash some water on my face
Get my shaving cream and razor as I move around the place
Fill my washcloth with hot water and I wrap it ‘round my chin
Cream my face and grab my razor and I’m ready to begin
I shave under my cheek bones I shave under my nose
Sometimes I’ll be a shavin’ without wearin’ any clothes
I’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh I’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh

(Chorus)
I don’t need to fit my beard through some old microscopic screen
I like to feel hot water with some mentholated cream
I’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh I’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh

I start a shavin’ early ‘fore I go out on a date
I gotta make it smooth and I don’t want to end up late
Gotta make sure there’s no stubble not a whisker do I miss
My skin’s so soft and smooth my baby can’t resist a kiss
It take’s some lather ohhhhhhhhhh I’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh

(chorus)

I stroke it to the left and I stroke it to the right
I stroke it up and down until I get it feelin’ right
I wrap a towel around it and I get it nice and clean
and if I feel I missed a spot I get back out the cream
and start to lather ohhhhhhhhhh I’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh

(chorus)

I got a sugar honey baby she’s the woman of my dreams
She’s got the longest smoothest leg that you have ever seen
When she loves me wraps ‘em ‘round me to the point I want to scream
She shaves ‘em with a razor and a can of shaving cream
She’d rather lather…….

(Bridge) ohhhh yeah

She’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh She’d rather, lather

She don’t want to touch her skin with some electrical machine
Sometimes she shaves in places that nobody’s ever seen
She’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh She’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh

(repeat)

Yeah, we’d rather, lather. You know what I mean? We’d rather, lather
Gettin’ it smooth We’d rather, lather ohhhhhhhhhh

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Written by:
Donovan Kundiger

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