The Gincident - My Girlfriend's Got a Chainsaw

My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
And a heavy pair of boots
She wears a hunting jacket
Pulls trees up by their roots
She drives a Chevy pickup
She knows all about hard work
You know I love her dearly
But she thinks I'm a jerk
She ain't got no party dresses
Or fancy pink shoes
She's got scabs on her elbows
And she's covered in tattoos
Her legs are hard as rivets
Her arms like two-by-fours
I love everything about her,
But she don't want me anymore
My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
She ain't cuttin' down no trees
She's growlin' like a grizzly
Howlin' like a banshee
It's like a horror movie
Or a bad show on TV
My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
And she's comin' after me
She just don't understand
What it is I saw
In that cocktail waitress
Down at the corner bar
Her frilly little dress
And her size five shoes
The way she laughed at my jokes
And couldn't hold her booze
My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
She ain't cuttin' down no trees
She's growlin' like a grizzly
Howlin' like a banshee
It's like a horror movie
Or a bad show on TV
My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
And she's comin' after me
I was chattin' up that waitress
Played her a song on my guitar
When my girlfriend came in
And saw us at the bar
She went out to her truck
Pulled her chainsaw out the back
She revved up the engine
And she cut the bar in half
I left that cocktail waitress
Hightailed it out the door
Went back to our cabin
Where I cowered on the floor
My girlfriend came and dropped
A redwood on my Subaru
You know that I still love her
But I think we might be through
My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
She ain't cuttin' down no trees
She's growlin' like a grizzly
Howlin' like a banshee
It's like a horror movie
Or a bad show on TV
My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
And she's comin' after me
My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
And she's comin' after me
My girlfriend's got a chainsaw
And she's comin' after me

Written by:
David Rocks

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