JT Music - My Guild

Uh, yeah
You know gold don't grow on trees, boy
And I don't got time for Leeroys
Blizzard, quit nerfing me oy!
Cause now my heavy weapons
Hit like cheap toys
Everybody wants to be the best
Too many noobs tryna' boost DPS
"I want XP now, I don't need green quests!"
Bet you haven't played through BC yet
You got through the Shadowpan and
Thought you'd beaten the game
So you just hit level 20
You want a freakin' parade?
Comin' from a Hunter dumb enough
To be leading a raid
Head on over to Goldshire
You need to get laid
Let me introduce you if you're new to this
You and me, PvP, I'll need a broom for this
Cause you're about to get swept
Like the noob you is
As for rez sickness, GET USED TO IT

Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill
And my guild, it took a while to build
And my guild, we leave our missions fulfilled
We been rockin' out in WoW
Since the start of Vanill
Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill
Nobody can stop us
But if you think that you will
Then my guild
Is gonna see that you're killed
When you walk back to your body
Know you don't got any skill


Verse 2, by now you 'oughtta know me
No discrimination here
All of you can blow me
I'll punch you in the balls or your ovaries
I don't always drink beer but when
I do I prefer Dos Ogris
I'm an alcoholic alchemist
Downing gallons of cheap mead while I mix
This is a full time job, working all day
And I don't care if you judge
Me cause I role play!
Yo AFK, I bet you're not
Cause on your other monitor
You've got PornHub!
Between Azeroth and wackin' off
When you gonna quit?
Me? I never take a break
Even when I gotta shit!
My wallet's so fat, and I'm not a big spender
But I ain't a bank, baby, find another lender
"awwww" got babies lining up for me
Come from everywhere
They're probably all dudes
But I don't really care!

Now say your goodnights
Because it's lights out
And when the fear strikes
I'll have you psyched out
Just like the Lich King my gear is iced out
I'll leave you dry as Durotar
And drain your life out!


Azeroth is my home
And I'd hate to say goodbye
But right now Warcraft
It's on your death bed that you lie
Tired subscribers are dropping like flies
Feels like the last good year was '09
Haters gonna hate
They just say I love to whine
"If the game is actually dead
Then why are you still online?"
Well, gotta have something to complain about!
Plunderin' dungeons, got the crypt fever
I'll send you to the grave
You can call me Grim Reaper!
Is this kid serious? Quit talkin' shit
Bieber! We're on opposite factions and I'm
Not a lip reader! Don't mess with the Horde
We'll force you to war
We're chock full of Goblins, Trolls, Tauren
And Orcs! You tell the rest of the Gnomes
Worgen and Dwarves
That by the time we're done
You'll be changing their drawers!
Stormwind to Thunderbluff and
Everything in between i own your server
Get the check and bring it to me!
G-O-M-L, you will never best me
Only little bitches ever get Rest XP!
I could gank you
But I'm sick of wasting my time
I don't fight tiny punks who
Ain't my own size!
What's up Monk? Can I get a buff?
Never mind, you're Pandaren
You can suck on my nuts!

Written by:
JOHN GELARDI, TIMOTHY AMES

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Lyrics © Songtrust Ave

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