Ben Butterworth - Purgatory Emporium

You said welcome to the purgatory emporium
We got the same old shit
Repackaged for you today
And if you act now
We'll throw in this golden cow,
Some old magazines,
And this picture of Bobby Flay
So I got up offa my couch
And I pulled my wallet out
I said "Yes sir! This must be my lucky day!
It looks like I'm gonna have it your way."
It's gonna fix everything
The miracle mountain spring
So call the number on your screen
You'll be a millionaire in a day
You can sign right here
On this dotted line
Or really anywhere will be fine
Because what's yours is mine
For pennies on the dime
So I got up offa my couch
And I pulled my wallet out
I said "Yes sir! This must be my lucky day!
It looks like I'm gonna have it your way."
You said welcome to the purgatory emporium
We got the same old shit
Repackaged for you today

Written by:
Ben Butterworth

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