The World Famous Tallboys - The 80's Sucked

The 80's sucked!
Won't someone please tell the kids
The 80's sucked!

Florescent purple, pink and green
Put on your spandex you sexy queen
Pull out your CT 380 machine
Now grow a stash, you're part of the scene
Ok I get it, you're just a teen
Your life has been a sheltered smoke screen
But if I hear one more tambourine
I may rip out your spleen

The 80's sucked!
Won't someone please tell the kids
The 80's sucked!

Watch your music come and go so quick
And those tight jeans make you look like a prick
You think you're gonna roll like Rick
I'd like you to meet my good friend brick
Alright, admit it, you think you're slick
Instead of guitar you play a stick
You even use an organic soy pick
How could you be so thick?

The 80's sucked!
Won't someone please tell the kids
The 80's sucked!

Woman you want me so give me a sign
You catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you
I smell like I sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the woooooo!

The 80's sucked!
Won't someone please tell the kids
The 80's sucked!

Written by:
Derek Leach

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