Bigdumbhick - Too Fat to Fuck
I'm too fat to fuck, and I'm too old to fight
Nothing left to do on a Saturday Night
I used to go to town and I'd shoot out the lights
But now I'm too fat to fuck, and I'm too old to fight
When I was young I was a hell of a man
Running around the country with a rock and roll band
Different women in my bed most every night
But now I'm too fat to fuck, and I'm too old to fight
I'm too fat to fuck, and I'm too old to fight
Nothing left to do on a Saturday Night
I used to go to town and I'd shoot out the lights
But now I'm too fat to fuck, and I'm too old to fight
I never looked for trouble, but I never looked away
Black eyes and busted knuckles, just another day
We'd drink a beer together make everything all right
But now I'm too fat to fuck, and I'm too old to fight
I'm too fat to fuck, and I'm too old to fight
Nothing left to do on a Saturday Night
I used to go to town and I'd shoot out the lights
But now I'm too fat to fuck, and I'm too old to fight
Then I fell in love and I tried to settle down
In a little bitty house in a little bitty town
We had our ups and downs, I ain't gonna lie
Cause I liked to fuck, and she liked to fight
That's been many years ago, the time does fly
I'm her bigass loving husband, she's my little funky wife
We sit out on the porch and we look at the lights
Cause we're too old to fuck, and we're too fat to fight
Yes were too old to fuck, and we're too fat to fight
Nothing left to do on a Saturday Night
We just sit out on the porch and we look at the lights
Cause we're too old to fuck and we're too fat to fight
Yes we're Too fat to fuck, and we're too old to Fight
You know what, I ain't that goddamned old, and you ain't that goddamned fat either
Written by:
Jeff Wall
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