NOFX - Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car

Your hubcaps cost more than my car
And your car cost more than my house
Your house cost more than I
Could make in twenty years
But your balloon cost the same as mine

As you drive away, I laugh with my friends
'Cause I just cost you your life
And when they find your body
Slumped over the wheel
I'll be in bed soundly asleep

Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal
Your coffin was carved out of a tree
Your funeral was attended by thousands
But your overdose was arranged by me
As I read the morning paper
I laugh with my friends
I just took out a man of God
He is survived by seven
Kids and precious wife
He died of unknown causes in his car

Written by:
MICHAEL JOHN BURKETT

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