I Can Kill You from a Sitting Position
Sally June Abigail May, This Is Just Too Much!
I Will Beat You Honestly
Don't Open Your Fuckin' Gibs One More Time
Tony and I Hugged Each Other
I Hope You Die
Killin' a Cocksucker Like You Is Probably Worthwhile
Peter Haskett Is a Thievin' Piece of Fuckin' Shit
I Want a Mailman to Come Out Here
Do It or Don't, Little Man
The Spirit of Thanksgiving
I Was a Mean Motherfucker In My Time
I'll Show You What Tough Is
Ardell Calls Again
I Did the Goddamn Thing Myself
I'm a Hero!
You're a Goddamn Asshole
I'll Let the Cocksucker Pretend He's a Human Bein'
I Was a Killer Before You Were Born
God, I Gotta Get Out of Here!
Tony? I Love Him
Queers Don't Talk Normally, They Just Giggle
The Television Is Talking
I'm Fixin to Fix Myself a Sandwich!
Nova Express Times Survey On Alcoholism
Shove It Up Your Ass!
Goodnight, Sweet Prince
You Smell Like a Fucking Dog
Go Lightly, But All You Can Handle
I'll Go Get a Fuckin' Drink Someplace Else
Fuck It. I'm Ready to Die Anyway
The Difficulty of Jeopardy
I'll Be Standing Here With an Ak-47
I Despise All Queers
You Sound Like a Chipmunk
Even If I Die, I Will Kill You
What Did You Do During the War?
You're a Cheap Little Bitch
He's the Most Slobby Thing
Walgreen's Was Fine, Open, and Havin' Fun
Where Are the Police?
The Crucifixion of Dinner
Free Fuckin' Booze Is Tough for a Man to Turn Down!
I'm Going to Have to Tell Tony
You're Really Going to Be In Trouble, Asshole!
I Have to Just Fall Apart
I Don't Know No Fuckin' Ardelis
Peter Nothing!
I'm Making Up the Line, Little Man!
There'll Be Some Fuckin' Killin' On That
