D-ski Danger - Cabbage (Bonus Track)
The names D-ski Danger/ I’m fucked up in the head imma stranger/ n I got issues wit anger/ like when I used a plastic hanger/ to carve my name on some bitch Ann Clair/ I decided to brand her/ for not lettin me stalk her/ imma nerd/ so yes I’ll marry the fuck outta Hermione Granger/ when I was a kid I pretended I had a pager/ I got the mood of a badger/ I’ll set fire to any random person n call em a flamer/ I’m throwin blood on people as a modern day painter/ if you gotta hot mother/ I’ll tell you how much I wanna bang her/ n when you get mad I’ll call you a fucken hater/ I ask dim questions n give no answer/ you won’t see me in public dressed as a faker/ more like an asshat prankster/ servin salty dick to a annoyed bystander/ dumb bitch equals my dick has to tamper/ optimistically I stole a tanker/ dramatically into a wall I drove it while plastered/ fucken glitch in the program not set to standard/ 24 7 my dick needs a handler/ that someone tried to pander/ I tied that muhfucka to a anchor/ fuck shit bitch dick fucken pussy excuse my grammar/ my best friend who’s white told me I should get tanner/ accidentally on purpose I sat on a hamster/ punched people in a soul train line cuz I’m a angry dancer/ test drove a Mitsubishi Lancer/ n stabbed the salesman for tryna pose as a rapper/ fuck that guy everybody’s cashin in on da culture/
If my dog keeps barking I’m just gone start shooting at every single thing animal n person that provoke him on social media my cousin said I wasn’t shit cuz I didn’t hold back saying my moms an Irritating bitch it’s just the truth n shit he didn’t grow up in my house n in the end he had his issues n I had mine the only differences is he brought his upon him
I stole a cabbage/
From a rabbit/
Cuz I was a mad kid/
Wit a hatchet/
N tennis racket/
That I use to fight all this madness/
Stole a Magnet/
Said it was magic/
Till the it attracted/
To a metal cabinet/
Now I’m tied for reekin havoc/
Once again I fucked Candice/
Got dammit/
I knew that pussy was ratchet/ n that bitch is kinda bat shit/
But it made my wee wee feel fantastic/
Now I’m worried cuz I mite be havin her tenth kid/
It’s hard to blend in/
In a room full of whites wit this brown skin/
I’m just sayin/ it’s
Cuz it’s Uncomfortable when all these racists Americans/
Are tryna make America white again/
Which it never was to begin wit/
Ain’t nobody got a big enough dick/ to say/ the shit/
I lay/ in the form of a sentence/
So I guess I’m a big dick/
Extremely focused on ritalin/
Wit this pen/
N a written/
Passion/
Of some kind/ in my mind/
Printin/ on paper/
To deliver/
An airworthy/ disease/
A Fucken Virus/
Of my shit/
You Tried it/
Got infected/
Maken you my bitch/
An question/
I’m always askin/
Am I gifted/
In this/ hiphop religion/
Or am I just an annoyin/
Desperate/ musician/
Beggin/
Muhfuckas to buy my contagion/ that’s goin no where a fucken pigeon/ Hopin/
For rations/
Wanna see my dick for $2 I’ll flash it/
Im the opposite of a modern day/ Beethoven/
I hear what I can’t see/
I’m not blind/
I just know when muhfucken phonies/
Are talkin about me/ fuck yall
I have a leather jacket I have Lucille/ n my nut sack is made of steel/ imma go straight
Negan on you muhfuckas
If my dog keeps barking I’m just gone start shooting at every single thing animal n person that provoke him on social media my cousin said I wasn’t shit cuz I didn’t hold back saying my moms an Irritating bitch it’s just the truth n shit he didn’t grow up in my house n in the end he had his issues n I had mine the only differences is he brought his upon him
Imma ugly Dyke/ that attached to dildo to a bike/ so I can get off while I fucken ride/
If you say I’m Trippin it’s probably cuz I’m high/ off glue bunch of mixed shit n a tad bit of life/
I stab myself in the knee wit a knife/ twice/ no fuck it thrice/ why/ mothafucka didn’t I just say I/ was fucken high/
I see other brown skin men sayin/ I’m tired of bein/ black not havin a dime/ n I reply/ I’m just tired of not havin a dime/ you think if I was white/ my dick would be this big size/ probably nihh/
I Cry/ night after night/ in a lie/ thats why my mind/ is so fried/
Imma do somethin fucken dumb to go viral/ like sit in a car n try to film a Toronto/ like those dumbass people/ damn the world is full of dumbos/ I guess potato patoto/ tomato tamoto/ hot sauce on a stank hoe/ n a taco/
I ran out of condoms so I sprayed flex seal on my dick/
To prevent/ havin more kids/
I’m not havin six/ n she’s already got one in/
N I ain’t tryna make her more pregnant/ Man that shit hurt like fuck/ when I was tryna bust a nut/
My family n associates/ say I cuss/ to much/ in my music/ n I say yeah I know stupid/ it’s cuz I make grow foke shit that’s therapeutic/ I don’t advise it/ if cuss words make you allergic/ that’s just some hallucinogenic/ shit grow a fucken pair bitch/ n I can’t apologize if y’all pussy hurt grow a dick n use it/
Imma tuck my dick in between/ my legs dress up like a lady/ lie n say usher give me/ a severe case of hurpees/ Knowin I’m lyin n my ass is ugly/ blame this economy/ it’s got me out here thirsty/ for money/
Imma throw a big/ ass party/ n only/ invite the people I talked shit/ about in my music/ see how awkward/ that shit gets/ like tryna fuck a dyslexic/ chick/ backwards/ n shit/
If my dog keeps barking I’m just gone start shooting at every single thing animal n person that provoke him on social media my cousin said I wasn’t shit cuz I didn’t hold back saying my moms an Irritating bitch it’s just the truth n shit he didn’t grow up in my house n in the end he had his issues n I had mine the only differences is he brought his upon him
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