Ron and the Rude Boys - Fa La La La La

Christmas comes but once a year,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
If that was me I'd turn quite queer,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Christmas is the time for fucking,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Give your end a fucking good ducking,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la

Paint your balls with grease and lacquer,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
What joy to have a slippery knacker,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
My woman shouts in gay abandon,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
"Cock's not enough so slip the lot in !"
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la

Hoist her arse and wiggle your hips,
A-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Bend your neck and nibble her tits,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
And when she writhes in fits of passion,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Ejaculate and slip her your ration,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la

When you're done, roll over and snore,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
But she ain't pleased 'cos she wants more,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
You peer down at your old John Thomas,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
The wrinkled old sod's had enough this Christmas,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la

So plug in your pneumatic drill, Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Guaranteed to give her a thrill,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
And while she revels in self abuse,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
You wonder why your root hangs loose,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la

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