Beau Nair - Carpetmuncher

Walking the walk, talking the talk
Swinging my cock all over town
Hummin' a tune, shootin' a moon
Colored my ass like a freakin' baboon
Havin' a munch on your carpet for lunch

Walking the line, feelin' my oats
Honkin' my dong while caressing my scrotes
Blowin' a bone with you on the phone
Had an affair with your mom and Aunt Joan
Having a munch on your carpet for lunch

Walking the plank, danglin' my sword
Who do I thank
Do I get a reward
Smokin' a doob with a hand on your boob
Opposable thumbs can help with working the lube
Having a munch on your carpet for lunch
I'm just having a munch on your carpet for lunch

Written by:
Beau Nair

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