Beau Nair - Hitchhiking to the Moon

Got a black-bottom shirt
I keep messing with the knobs on my stereo
Gotta get a little lady who can squirt
Like I seen the ladies all do
In the pornographic movies that I've seen

When I'm staying in a strange hotel
I never even mind the smell of the lotion that I use
When I'm hitchhiking to the moon
My rocket's gonna get there soon

Got my tissues in a box
I keep thinking of a woman that I saw in a catalog
Trying on a pair of socks
She was bending down low
And I almost got a vision of her cooch

When I'm snootchin on a bootchie, you can tell
I never even mind the smell, of the lotion that I use
When I'm hitchhiking to the moon
My rocket's gonna get there soon

Red Five, won't you come in clear
I'm just trying to land my ship in a crater on the moon
Only one hand to steer
I'll pull a lunar landing
And you know I'm gonna get there soon
You know I'm gonna get there soon

Now I'm launching on the pad
Gonna be a real bad time
To be looking in the mirror
Cause I almost always get sad
When I see a grown man crying
While ejaculating all over the bed

But I'll be doing it until the day I'm dead
Tell your mother I am grateful for the head
And the lotion that I use
When I'm hitchhiking to the moon
My rocket's gonna get there soon
Gonna get there soon yea

Written by:
Beau Nair

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