D. Harms - Do You Lift

Do you lift
Do you lift
Do you even lift bro
I don't really think so
Do you even lift bro
Do you lift
Do you even lift bro
I don't see you doing shit
Do you even lift bro
You always pacing in the gym
Do you even lift bro
But you be weak as fuck
Do you even lift bro
Do you lift
Do you even lift bro
I don't see you doing shit
Do you even lift bro
You always pacing in the gym
Do you even lift bro
But you be weak as fuck
Ha ha
I see some dudes
In the gym getting money
But some other dudes
Are just sitting there
Waiting for the next honey
To come in and it's funny
But creepier than Ted Bundy
Cruising lusting in his 67 beetle
That's all rusty Trust me
Please quit flaring your arms
To the sides if you don't have no lats
You out of your mind
Cause you look fucking whack
And how about the next time
You take the weight off the squat rack
And put 'em all back
That's half of the work out
You soft slacker
Do you even lift bro
Do you lift
Do you even lift bro
I don't see you doing shit
Do you even lift bro
You always pacing in the gym
Do you even lift bro
But you be weak as fuck
Now do you even lift bro
Do you even lift bro
Do you even lift bro
I don't really think so
If you scream loud and clear
So she can hear you
While you're bench pressing
Or she seen you in the mirror
Staring while you're flexing
Or you go from one muscle group
To another
Just a follow her
Into another room
Come on brother
The truth is
You don't know what you're doing
You do a one max rep
Every time you touch a weight
No matter what the movement
You'll walk across
A whole entire section
To go ask a girl who stretching
To go back and spot you benching
Now listen to me boy
And take some lessons look
I go alone in the morning
And hit the gym
With a bottle of water
If I can't lift the weight 10 times
I don't think that I oughta
Cause lifting too much weight before
Sent me straight to the doctor
So now I'm lifting light
So I can lift more in the long run
I'm repping up
15 pound dumbbells
Doing lateral raises
Till they're heavy
Building Boulder shoulders
Like I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger
Back in the 70s
Do you even lift bro
Do you lift
Do you even lift bro
I don't see you doing shit
Do you even lift bro
You always pacing in the gym
Do you even lift bro
But you be weak as fuck
Do you even lift bro
Do you lift
Do you even lift bro
I don't see you doing shit
Do you even lift bro
You always pacing in the gym
Do you even lift bro
But you be weak as fuck
Now do you even lift bro
Do you even lift bro
Do you even lift bro
I don't really think so

Written by:
Dan Harmon

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