Mentos Leonard - Calling All Lettuce Lovers

Ooh, baby, I'm a rumpus machine
Got the salt in my wound and the blood in my jeans
Ooh, baby, I got nowhere to run
If you're looking for lettuce, then the deal is done
Ooh, baby, I got funerals to attend
Wherever there are people dying, there's money to spend
Ooh, baby, I got lettuce for days
If you're looking for a salad, I'll put you in a craze
Woo!
And even though it's really close
This isn't the bassline from Closer
By Nine Inch Nails, so we can't get sued
I think
Even though it's really close
This isn't the bass from Closer
So we never ever will get sued
Ooh, baby, I'm following the rules
Even though it's quite close, it's not actionable
So we can't be sooled
Ooh
I don't have any more lyrics on this one, I'm done
Ooh, baby, now the song is done
And if you're looking for a salad, I can hook you up
With lettuce

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Ongonkulous Reptile

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