CompreHend - Don't Be Like Me

Ginger lad chilling in the lab like I'm Dexter
Womens snaps are where I linger at and I will pester
Hit me back will she hit me back or should I text her
Maybe I didnt impress her
I'm back like I left my keys on the side
I rap cause I am a beast with the mic
Don't stack cash mine keeps in decline
Wanna slap twats who speak to me like
Don't do this and do this that and don't be silly you stupid lad
If you say this think how she'll react or if you do this then you'll make him mad
I'm like nah bro just allow me
I was probly just drunk and rowdy Lot of good friends that I keep around me
So I got 4 circles like an Audi
Keep raps on my head like a Saudi
I don't trap and I say that proudly
I'll slide to your Jessie and give her this Woody
Up in her dm's like Howdy
I'm that conscious guy that you know and love
But then off the Mic I do loads of drugs
Don't get me wrong man I know its fucked
But sometimes it's like my minds blowing up
So I'm smoking stuff just to keep me sane
Praying one day that it might ease the pain
Theres more to lose than it seems to gain
Swerving down the road drink driving in my whip
Knowing that means I'm a prick Drink till I can't feel my dick
Saucy guy and I ain't talking bout my drip
I'm always horny and its shit
I can't afford another chick
I am not Slim Shady or Slim Jesus But I know some guys with heaters
That's a lie but your a prick if you believe us
Don't test my flow like gas in meters
Next to blow that's facts dont tweet us
Pass the smoke let's crack a joke and maybe blast the speakers
Too many drinks
Too many thoughts
I've already spewed in the sink And spewed on the floor
Too many drinks
Too many thoughts
I've already spewed in the sink And spewed on the floor
Please kids
Don't hate us
Cause one day we could be neighbours
You'll smell us from the flavours We ain't working at no bakers
Dont be Like Me
Don't be Like Me
I seem conscious when I speak
But I'm unconscious from this weed
We got a few monsters in our boot
That are trying to chomp us with their teeth
Probably lying in bed and I'm wanking
Or I'm crying instead while I'm skanking
Either way summits wet while it's dancing
I'm not a threat till I'm wrecked and need banging
Taking your girl and I'll give her head fam
You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man
Haven't been paid but I do have a plan
To have our first date in the back of a van
I Smoke cause asthma gives me stress
I know I'll have a shitty death
I'll blow an O with my last breath
I'm a fiend for the pussy
My friends are telling me they don't even trust me
Her smell is heavenly so lean in and touch me
I've got the remedy my D come and fuck me
I need it so hurry
She's feeling worried
Her friends are telling her to leave me and scurry
My breath is smelling of some weed leaf and curry
She said that my energy's weak and she's fussy
Believe it and pushed me
Went to my home and went to my bed
Just before I pulled out my phone and texted my ex
I'm not a sly bloke I'm just a white mess
But when it comes to the mic though
I'm really quite blessed
Too many drinks
Too many thoughts
I've already spewed in the sink And spewed on the floor
Too many drinks
Too many thoughts
I've already spewed in the sink And spewed on the floor
I can't call my future likes its number was deleted
Either crazy or a genius either way Im like Phoenix
Cause from my ashes and I will rise till I'm defeated
If you look me in the eyes you'll realise I really mean it
My life then loops like a boomerang
When I come around I see who I am
And it's clear that I ain't got my future planned
This beer only makes me a nuisance fam
I'm so confused why this girl would even choose me
I'm so thin she told her friend that she took 2D
Please kids
Don't hate us
Cause one day we could be neighbours
You'll smell us from the flavours We ain't working at no bakers
Dont be Like Me
Don't be Like Me

Written by:
Hendrik Oldewarris

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