Large Lamp Lumiere - Lying Elves (Off the Cuff)

Five men walking down the road
These five men have seven toes
They are specialized gripping devices that they've
Invented for themselves

Cause they are all fucking elves

The seven frogs that they hold onto can't jump
They're actually kinda slump
Five men walking down the road with seven toads
They're toads cause they cant fuckin jump
Cant fuckin jump
Cant fuckin jump

Five men seven toads not jumping down the road
Yeah, five men and seven toads
With seven toes

Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves give me the shits
Cause fuckin elves have seven toes
And seven frogs which are toads

They' re fuckin lying to me
In their eyes I can see
Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves
Lying to me
They're lying to me

They're fucking toads not fucking frogs
They're fucking toads
They cant fucking hop
Fuck the elves
Fuck the elves, they're lying to me

Written by:
Francis Diete

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