Ladies' Lady Original Cast - The Trial of Sir Julien

A merchant's daughter
A nun no less
Abducted by
Oh, let me guess
A scoundrel, man of poor renown
Well thank goodness he's been found
Oh. Oh no
Well that won't do
A woman? Pooh
I'd rather it be me or you
At least the law could see it through
And what's a poor old judge to do
Unless
A simple letter sets it right
And with that settled let's begin
The trial of Sir Julie-n
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You stand accused of several crimes
Your list of sins now only climbs
How do you plead
Sir, how do you plead
If you do not answer
I will hold you in contempt
Not guilty
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A novice saw you light the match
And sneak with maiden down the hatch
Thou art an egg
Sir
A rotten egg
You make a mockery of this court
You might withhold your last retort
This court's a mocker of itself
Thou loathsome, foul, and beastly elf
Sir hold your tongue
You heap of dung
This is sufficient to convict
His morals are all derelict
Off with his head
He has no head
But if he did
It would be off
And with that settled let us end
The trial of Sir Julien...d
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Written by:
Naomi Park

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