Soundfreeks - Jesus Is For Everyone

Welcome to our family church
We got wine, and crackers and lots of dirt
If you piss off God we'll hunt you down
Because Jesus Christ don't mess around
Hunt you down is what we'll do
Then we'll let God hit you with a Subaru
Imprezas, Outback's, GTRs
Subarus are Jesus cars
Obey God or you'll repent
For the sins of life, so don't have sex!
And if you do you'll go hell
So don't do the sex or you will swell
From STDs that's what I mean
Premarital sex is blasphemy
Aids, Crabs, Gonorrhoea
They're not fun, let's ask Maria
I only did finger stuff
And now I'm dying, oh what fun
So see kids if you do the sex
You will surely pass away next
That's a promise, we assure
Praise our Jesus, find the cure
All non Christian's need to die
So gather round let's make 'em cry
Jesus is for everyone
Except non Christians, they're not fun
Don't support the Devils ruse
And don't drink whiskey, that's booze
Jesus is for everyone
Except atheists, they're not fun
Don't support the Devils music
Rock is bad and you might lose it
If you drink then that's a sin
Don't mix Vodka with your Gin
Alcohol should be illegal
So just ask, Jason Segel
Hello friends I'm Jason Segel
Alcohol should be illegal
Smoking too because it's bad
So no smoke bad, bad for you
Rock n Roll is so atrocious
You'll be in a state of psychosis
Please we beg you not to listen
If you do you'll lose your vision
God will smite you, rue the day
But maybe he won't, as long as you pray
And do not smoke the Devils lettuce
Or pastor Tom will kill your children
Leave you kids with pastor Tom
He's a good person, we're not wrong
They may come back a little bruised
But rest assured they were not abused
We don't think that kids are attractive
Only the pastors wait, no! Jason Segel
Jason Segel
Jesus is for everyone
Except non Christians, they're not fun
Don't support the Devils ruse
And don't drink whiskey, that's booze
Jesus is for everyone
Except atheists, they're not fun
Don't support the Devils music
Rock is bad and you might lose it

Written by:
Kiara Dowson, Patrick Carson

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