Hard-Ons - Apartment for Two

Each plug is clogged with yer long dark hair
There’s half-eaten pastries in the Frigidaire
Cigarette butts in coffee cups and more
My nerves are shot, I wait for you at night
Them boys will fuss and they will fight
In the moot pursuit of any cause
But I’m as happy as a clam
Shaky as my hands
However long you’re back home my baby
I don’t buy white bread or any brown liquor
It’s organic fruit stamped by the picker
That shit is expensive, so’s the electrickery bill
Hairdryers straighteners lesser appliances
Ballache strains on meagre finances
Howsabouts fish fingers and two flutes to fill?
But I’m as peaceful as a lamb
My perambulent Madame
However long you’re back home my lady
Apartment for Two
What else can a dreamy daddy do

Written by:
Peter Black, Tim Rogers

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Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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