The Wind-Up Birds - The Yoke

What stories will you tell on the second page? 
What age do you give when you lie about your age? 
What hand sanitiser do you choose? 
Don't know I guess the one that smells most like booze 
What kind of behaviour makes you scream and shout? 
What kind of love would stick a padlock on a bridge about? 
When did you last check the pressure on your tyres? 
When did you last check the strength of your desires? 

Pull on the yoke
Link us together
Tell us a joke
One that's not too clever
Pull on the yoke
Together but apart
Tell us a joke
Ruined at the start

The whole thing is too big and I am too slow 
What rhymes with this? 
Where does that pipe go? 

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Pull on the yoke
Link us together
Tell us a joke
One that's not too clever
Pull on the yoke
Together but apart
Tell us a joke
Ruined at the start

The whole thing is too big and I am too slow 
What rhymes with this? 
Where does that pipe go? 
 
Where did you get that money for the bike? 
What candidate would you say you are most like?  
Who do you blame when you are too sore? 
You pick up your gear and you head for the door 

Pull on the yoke
Link us together
Tell us a joke
One that's not too clever
Pull on the yoke
Together but apart
Tell us a joke
Ruined at the start

The whole thing is too big and I am too slow 
What rhymes with this? 
Where does that pipe go?

Written by:
John Ackroyd

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