Watermelon Crash Helmet - Testicular Torsion

Kicked in the nuts
I had it comin'
I hit on a girl
It was my cousin
Kicked in the nuts
It feels like fire
My voice used to be low
And now it's higher

Kicked in the nuts
And I deserve it
I slapped her in the jugs
But it was worth it
Kicked in the nuts
And now they're swollen
Kinda turned me on
Heart was stolen

This is what she said to me (woo)
You won't need a vasectomy
My nuts
My nuts

Whacked in the 'nads
My tummy's churning
I thought I liked it
And now I'm yearning
Whacked in the 'nads
And now I'm dying
She said man up
But now I'm crying

Whacked in the 'nads
I hit her back
I'm under arrest for the attack
Yeah you know I got the Five-O on my case
'Cos I've been touching tiddies
All over the place
And I'm tripping on this weed that I got last night
It's medication for me and now my balls feel right

This is what she said to me (woo)
You won't need a vasectomy (snip snip motherfucka)
My nuts
My nuts

This is what she said to me (woo)
You won't need a vasectomy
My nuts
My nuts

Written by:
Ben Arrowsmith, Louie Hayman, Mackenzie Barker

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