The Chugs - Breakfast of Hammpions

I wake up
I down some
Hamm's and eggs
It's the breakfast
Of Hammpions
I got a twelve pack
Sitting between
My legs
I'm the Hamm-it-up
Champion
I'm gonna run out
By eight a.m
I'm starting to worry
Oh my God
I just slammed
The rest of them
I gotta go, man
I better hurry
I want
The breakfast of Hammpions
I just need
The breakfast of Hammpions
Just give me
The breakfast of Hammpions
Come on, I need
The breakfast of Hammpions
I got kicked out
Of the grocery store
For causing a scene, yeah
I got tossed out
For stumbling
Across the floor
I knocked over
All of the beans, yeah
What's wrong with
Making a little mess?
Oh man
This manager hates me
He said that I
Puked on some lady's dress
I don't remember
But I know
It was bullshit
I want
The breakfast of Hammpions
I just need
The breakfast of Hammpions
Just give me
The breakfast of Hammpions
Come on, I need
The breakfast of Hammpions
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
I got booted
From like fifteen stores
And I couldn't
Find a place
To buy Hamm's
No more
But then I gave
You a twenty
It was all
Of my money
You saved the day
Yeah, you saved it for us
We got the
Breakfast of Hammpions
Let's join hands
Let's slam cans
Let's sing it together, man
In the parking lot of
Arby's at nine a.m
You're my hero
You're my Hammpion
It's time for breakfast, baby
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's

Written by:
Brian Harding, Sam Kuban, Scott Wambach

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