The Be-Aclectics - Condescension Followed By Utter Depression

(My First Impression) Condescension Followed By Utter Depression
Ffs, omg what do I see?
Is this the date my friends arranged for me?
Lol, fyi I think I might die
Is this the date my friends arranged for me?

With bottle blonde hair and bleached highlights, she looks like a tart on a working night
Is this the date my friends arranged for me?

Btw, imo those fishnet stockings are just so, so very wrong
She's fission based yet human race, she's a total nuclear honey
Whose parents have got plenty of money

My first impression condescension followed by utter depression
Is this girl a nightmare or a dream?
Will I sleep with her I don't know
Just be cool and take it slow
Is this girl a nightmare or a dream?

When she speaks, her clothes of choice don't compliment her bourgeois voice
Is this girl a nightmare or a dream?

I will concede she is direct with tattooed arms so downmarket so very kitsch
She's fission based yet human race she's a total nuclear honey
Whose parents have got plenty of money

Her cognitive dissonance leads me on a merry dance
Is this girl genuine or unreal?
Omnivore to pescatarian now she's vegetarian
Is this girl genuine or unreal?
She knows her Trotsky from her Marx but her Engels is a little sparse
What a date my friends arranged for me
What a date my friends arranged for me

Written by:
Peter Hogan

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