Fear Boner - Botched My Circ

I said excuse me sir
Are you the one who botched my circ?
Answer me
Don't stand there sounding like a jerk
You better listen to me good cause I'm kind of frustrated
Standard procedure my ass, my dick is mutilated
My dick used to be in one piece
But now it's lookin' like some grated cheese
I'm never takin' off my undies
Unless you're Crocodile Dundee
My dick used to be a part of me
Now erections are a fantasy
How could you mother fuckin' do this to me?
Tell me now
How could you go and botch my circ?
Fuckin' look at me
Now my dick won't even work
And now I'm incapable of rigorous masturbation
Because of what you did to me, I got a semi-castration
My dick used to be in one piece
But now it's lookin' like some grated cheese
I'm never takin' off my undies
Unless you're Crocodile Dundee
My dick used to be a part of me
Now erections are a fantasy
How could you mother fuckin' do this to me?
Dick lizard, dick lizard
Dick lizard, my dick looks like a lizard
Dick lizard, dick lizard
Dick lizard, my dick looks like a lizard
Chicken gizzard, chicken wizard
Chicken wizard, botched my circumgizzard
Dick slivers, pigeon quivers
Circumgizzard, how'm I s'posed to jizzard
Go to hell
Because you botched my fuckin' circ
I'm upset
With your so called handy work
And being a doctor requires a little precision
So how in the fuckin' world did you botch my circumcision?
You botched my circ
You botched my circ
You botched my circ
You botched my circ

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Fear Boner

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