Uzuhan - Christmas Machine

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Hoo-hoo

Yeah, yeah

Ha-ah

Oh, yeah, yeah

Oh no

Ho, Ho, Ho



Yeah, okay

When the algorithm hits

A list of brand new recommended gifts

A bunch of sh*t I don’t need

But I want it, ironic

I promised to be modest to my wallet



I’m haunted by constant fear mongering

A subtle kind of pressure underlying their marketing

Sparkling under spotlights of niche targeting

Startling, all my dark circles keep darkening



Don’t you love your mama

She deserves the Prada

Dolce & Gabanna

Luxury designer

Ain’t no doubt about it

Out of body experience when I swipe that card

The mind goes dark



This the height of deception

How’d I fly that far

Will I wake up in time

To go and fight that charge

Swept away by the tide

Didn’t fight that hard

Don’t forget to add love

With a holiday card



Some say I’m a grinch

Some say I’m a scrooge

Respectfully I respond with a

F*ck you



So

How does it feel

How does it feel

To be a cog in the Christmas Machine

How does it feel

How does it feel

To be a cog in the Christmas Machine



When the calendar says so

It’s time to switch off our masks for these halos

Only time when it’s fine to be A-hole’s

In the name of getting children their Legos



‘Tis the season to be crazy and rude

When we fight over presents

We don’t care who we bruise



Human beings turn to brutes

Happy holidays

No, Merry Christmas to you

Bada-bing-bada-boom



This the perfect time for the ego to flare

The perfect time to hide behind the false cheer

The perfect time to act like you don’t care

About your life falling apart like most of your hair



The pious ones tell me it’s the time for giving

I’ll give you all this money on my conditions

Give me credit

Stop being lazy

No drugs

Follow my traditions

And when you die

You die Christian



So

How does it feel

How does it feel

To be a cog in the Christmas Machine

How does it feel

How does it feel

To be a cog in the Christmas Machine



Oh oh oh oh

Ho ho ho ho

Oh oh oh oh

Ho ho ho ho

Oh oh oh oh

Ho ho ho ho

Oh oh oh oh

Ho ho ho ho

Written by:
JAMES HAN, SAMUEL OCK

Publisher:
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