Aisling Franciosi, Sam Riegel and Mr. Fantastic - When The Bald Man Cries (End Credits)

Oooooh, I came across a lovely lass
Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o
A farmer's daughter with some sass
Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o
Oooh, I begged her to let me spend the night
She answered "no" so I wandered home
That's when my bald man cried!

When you're patting the bunny
Or flickin' the bean
Or strummin' the old clamjo

When they can't keep up
Just touch your stuff
Don't make his bald man cry!

When you're burpin' the worm
Or butterin' your muffin
Or spankin' the monkey
Or in a menage a moi

When your meat's in heat
And you need release
That's when you need to
Grip it
Whip it
And make the bald man cry!

Written by:
Adam Nierow, Peter Habib, Sam Riegel

Publisher:
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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