spinitch & Chaz Matador - Rejected Superhero #178

Wade Finley woke up saw his fish tank was ogre mud
The lone puffer inside swam with a loafer's budge
This didn't nudge mundane Wade's shoulder hunch
Today was the day he'd tell his boss off over lunch
Quit his job, whistle songs on the creeks of Little Rock
He hopped on commute and forgot about his fishes fraught
Is it odd that the clod and the pebble hit it off
And Wade's play to save grace vacated icky water
Fate churned the clockwork
Burrowed in the tunnels, Wade stirred the plot burst
He watched with eyes shut CEO pipes bust
Blind enough to not release his seat to the lifeless
The tightlipped silence in the office oozed violent as
Wade Finley flew the coop from desk, quite the spineless
Manuevers of a tunadick ballooning to deluded bliss
The soon to quit employee had exploited all his duties since
No God to obey so the clock said break
Wade stomped in a rage to his boss no grace
Walked the plank to cannon ball in his face
But the plot cranked when his boss offered a raise
Save the day Wade Finley
Save the day Wade Finley
Save the day Wade Finley
Save the, save the, save the day Wade Finley
Wade's yearn turned turtle, courage to wormhole
Blurred the surroundings, avowing the cursed dough
5k swap to devolve to a gerbil
Appetite for destruction just wanted a kernel
Gurgling his shame Wade limped to his cubicle
A funeral shoebox fit for brooding the immovable
Submission of spirit, prison mutt but still guard
Gulped a soda machine to alleviate his krill heart
6 o clock walk like mime t the subway
Wade waits 8 lifetimes for the 1 train
Gum raged war on Wade's slacks as he sat miffed
By the surfboard attached to a young man's hips
Pivot off the tram on a nautical impulse
Went shopping in a wrath for a megawatt fishbowl
Wall of decapod windows Wade paid (the) deposit
For the largest guillotine encasing water and installed it
Drops it in apartment diametric to the older bowl
Where puffer goin rope a dope and chokin on the molded growth
He's scoping out his homie, stepping forward to the tank
Accidentally catch reflection, notes the horror in his face
The aquarium bursts in a thrashing tsunami
Wade flappin out of body as he splash down the dark stream
A gasp turned throttling, fate's pity regressed
Mister Finley infinitely waded, the end
Save the day Wade Finley
Save the day Wade Finley
Save the day Wade Finley
Save the, save the, save the day Wade Finley

Written by:
Estevan Muñoz, Spencer Smyth

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Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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