Party Mountain - Mystery Machine

Got me thinkin what time it is right now
It's time for bars
U.S. resident, who my president?
I just penciled in who I want to win
Thick like gelatin suck it down soft
We the kids and we medaling pull the mask off
Man shut the fuck up I don't wanna hear you talk
Scooby Doo what's new with you baby?
I'm just trynna introduce you to my lady
Bring your boy Shaggy
The new Slim Shady
You my fuckin dog but I hope I don't get rabies
I don't wanna stick these cartoon characters
Call me Moby Dick cuz I harpoon derrieres
She's getting tired so I carry her
The girl with the accent, I think I'm gonna marry her
Let's solve a mystery
I'd hang with your girl but we got history
Riding up my clock a hickey dickory
I'm the pizza boy and now she tippin me
Now my breath stank, Mitch where's the fuckin listorine?
I'm getting tired, read a nursery rhyme
I think that means anniversary time
Nut quick I be bursting in time
Seven second like it's surely a Vine
My dick a roller coaster and she'll be the first in the line
I respect the boundaries of mothers
But me and Stacy's mom will be pounding each other
I suspect, the monster that's guilty
She whisper in my ear some words that's filthy
Fuck that boy Fred and his dumb ass ascot
We gon win the race like the super fast mascot
Crock pot, put in my mouth while it's still hot
We the best team I think we won the fucking jack pot
Scooby Doo what's new with you baby?
I'm just trynna introduce you to my lady
Bring your boy Shaggy
The new Slim Shady
You my fuckin dog but I hope I don't get rabies
I don't wanna stick these cartoon characters
Call me Moby Dick cuz I harpoon derrieres
She's getting tired so I carry her
The girl with the accent, I think I'm gonna marry her
Allergic to virginity, shorty antihistamine
I don't kiss and tell who I'm layin is a mystery
Tito's on tap I already got a fifth in me, she wanna go to Europe so I fly her ass to Italy
Got another text, another lady hitting me up
She an English major onomonapinnin me up
And she wanted sex, yeah now I'm finna fucked
Whipping pullin up in the mystery machine
Sippin twisted tea with some listerine
Pullin up in the big green van, bitch
Shaggy mother fucker with the big mean sandwich
Everybody got a mask I can't stand this
Girlies round me shakin ass, we're big fans Mitch
Got a mummy mommy and we takin off the bandage
Look like Amy Adams with some magic
Enchanted
Scooby Doo what's new with you baby?
I'm just trynna introduce you to my lady
Bring your boy Shaggy
The new Slim Shady
You my fuckin dog but I hope I don't get rabies
I don't wanna stick these cartoon characters
Call me Moby Dick cuz I harpoon derrieres
She's getting tired so I carry her
The girl with the accent, I think I'm gonna marry her

Written by:
Mitchell Apse, Tanner Sells

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Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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