Dr. Itchycunt - Commit A Felony

I wanna commit a felony
I wanna go to jail to finally get some sleep
I wanna rob a bank to get the care I need
I wanna get three meals a day for free
I only want to get some peace
But this world won't let us be
The rent is high and so is food
And I don't know what to do
I tried my best to work
My methods did not work
Why do I have to work
I shouldn't have to work
I wanna commit a felony
I wanna go to jail to finally get some sleep
I wanna rob a bank to get the care I need
I wanna get three meals a day for free
What the fuck's an income tax
This money should be mine
And when I'm sick I can't get help
To fix my teeth or fix my eyes
I do my best to live
The government won't give
In New York you can't live
Why should I want to live
I wanna commit a felony
I wanna go to jail to finally get some sleep
I wanna rob a bank to get the care I need
I wanna get three meals a day for free
I wanna commit a felony
I wanna stab a man to get a roof over me
I wanna forge some checks to make some friends who can't leave
I wanna steal a car to work out when I please
I wanna commit a felony
I wanna go to jail to finally get some sleep
I wanna rob a bank to get the care I need
I wanna get three meals a day for free
I wanna commit a felony
I wanna go to jail to finally get some sleep
I wanna rob a bank to get the care I need
I wanna get three meals a day for free
I wanna commit a felony
I wanna go to jail to finally get some sleep
I wanna rob a bank to get the care I need
I wanna get three meals a day for free
I wanna commit a felony
I wanna stab a man to get a roof over me
I wanna force a check to make some friends who can't leave
I wanna steal a car to work out when I please
I wanna commit a felony
I wanna go to jail to finally get some sleep
I wanna rob a bank to get the care I need
I wanna get three meals a day for free

Written by:
Brian Gaudet

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