Satans Blood - Mustard Stain

Skid, I found some pretty clean hot dogs!
Watch your step!
Whoa!
Walking around with a mustard stain on my shirt
Trying to impress all the ladies instead I look like a jerk
Quickly ducked in my local laundromat
Grabbed a handful of quarters found a machine in the back
Overflowing with suds, hot waters spilling out the drain
I can't look like a clown walking around with this big mustard stain!
Man I feel so lame
OxiClean, Spray 'n Wash
I tried everything but it just won't come off
Yellow rage is filling up my brain
I wanna wear my shirt, but I can't, not with this mustard stain!
What a friggen pain
Wasted my time doing the washing, didn't work at all
Have to suck it up and make a beeline to the shopping mall
Banana Republic, Old Navy and Gap
It's all too expensive and it all looks like crap
Abercrombie and Finch, man it's all just so lame
I hate trying on clothes, man this blows, that stupid mustard stain!
These stores all look the same
Tried J. Crew but nothing fits me right
Stuck in the dressing room then they turned out the light
Fell asleep and then Skid called my name
They tried to kick us out but I'm still stuck here with this mustard stain!
Dude the security guard is like a raptor, he tracks us by movement
Yup, here come the mall cops
This is a lot of work for a hot dog
I was just trying to look nice
Oh, let's make a run for it Skid!
We tried to make our escape, we ran through Hot Dog on a Stick
Of course I grabbed a couple of corn dogs, turned the corner I took a slip
Knocked over a two gallon jug, man it all came down like rain
If you can't beat 'em join 'em and now I'm covered in one big mustard stain!
Condiments are to blame
All my life I've been the sloppy guy
Couldn't keep it neat, I didn't even try
Learned to live with the all world's disdain
And the least of my problems has got to be this stupid mustard stain!
Don't hate the player hate the game
I love this mustard stain!
Try living with the shame
Mustard stain!

Written by:
Ed Alexander, Paul McCann

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Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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