Satans Blood - Sarcastic

Hey Skid, I was at the store
Oh geez
And these kids, they say "Snatchy, Satans Blood is really cool"
Have you considered online shopping?
I said, "Great" They said, "We're sarcastic"
Yeah, they were just picking on you like they always do
What?
And you should be used to it
What does that even mean?
Well it's sarcasm
They like us or they don't like us?
Man this is sounding really great
Not sarcastic
I love all the vegetables on my plate
That's sarcastic
The louder we are the better we play
Not sarcastic
Can't wait to go home and do the dishes today
That's sarcastic
I mean what I say yea, and I say what I mean
Why do stupid people say the opposite thing?
You might think it's funny it's confusing to me
I mean what I say - that's right!
Skid, I still don't get it
I could make you some flashcards with some examples
I look like a badass in my leather jeans
Not sarcastic
It's so cool to wait in line for a new sneaker release
That's sarcastic
Heavy Metal rules and my boss really sucks
Not sarcastic
It's great that Ticketmaster fees are like five hundred bucks
That's sarcastic
I mean what I say yea, and I say what I mean
Why do stupid people say the opposite thing?
You might think it's funny it's confusing to me
I mean what I say - that's right!
I don't know Skid, it's still making my head hurt
Nah, just go to your happy place
Why don't you play a really terrible guitar solo
Impossible!
All I wanna do is rock with Skid
Not sarcastic
Geez you got a really great looking kid
That's sarcastic
I don't ever want this song to end
Not sarcastic
And I truly hope we can all be friends
That's sarcastic
I mean what I say yea, and I say what I mean
Why do stupid people say the opposite thing?
You might think it's funny it's confusing to me
I mean what I say and
How come everybody thinks they're smarter than me
I mean what I say yea, and I say what I mean
You might think it's funny it's confusing to me
I mean what I say - yea
I mean what I say - yea
I mean what I say- that's right

Written by:
Ed Alexander, Paul McCann

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