Mr.Gremlyn - Master class bastard

I'm a master class bastard one two three
How come nobody really seems to like me
I'm a master class bastard three two one
Your girly left with us because you couldn't get the job done
I'm master class bastard one two three
How come nobody really seems to like me
I'm a master class bastard three two one
Pissing you off is just so much fun

I'm a master class bastard bro doesn't it show
I'll make you dig your own grave before I plug ya bro
Because I'm happier than a pedophile at Disneyland
With a burlap sack and a good escape plan
I'm fucked in my head like meth fiends trying to scrape pipes
I do fucked up shit like pushing little kids off of bikes
Come see me after the show, if you don't like me fight me
Just remember somethings wrong with my psyche try me
I'm in love with your momma your daddy he don't like me
Every time I see your momma, your daddy he wanna fight me
I got a knife taped to the end of the mic
Now here's my plan
I'ma stab you through the neck and use your daddy as my mic stand
Cuz giving a fuck is just not on my agenda
Sticking my dick in your little sister to offend ya
I got my hand all up in her twat
Like i'm rooting for the prize at the bottom of the box

I'm a master class bastard one two three
How come nobody really seems to like me
I'm a master class bastard three two one
Your girly left with us because you couldn't get the job done
I'm master class bastard one two three
How come nobody really seems to like me
I'm a master class bastard three two one
Pissing you off is just so much fun

I'm not ghetto fabulous
I'm trailer park chic
Can't go three fucking lines without cussing to the beat
Gee ain't I neat
My beer belly protrudes
I don't wash my nuts
When I fuck your bitch
I leave a smell on her cunt
There's no need for the roofie
She's a dirty groupie
Always down to do me and my boys in twos and threes
Filming double pen bukkake in fucking 3D
Yo bro
You just needed to be warned
That your girlies seen more dick than a tentacle porn

I'm a master class bastard one two three
How come nobody really seems to like me
I'm a master class bastard three two one
Your girly left with us because you couldn't get the job done
I'm master class bastard one two three
How come nobody really seems to like me
I'm a master class bastard three two one
Pissing you off is just so much fun

Written by:
Gunner Whalen

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