Erik Kowarski, Suzie Thompson and Phil Waldron - The Tube Song

Esomeprazole
Can't swallow you whole
Got to get you down the hole
In the NG tube

You always get stuck
Turn into muck
I need a lot of luck
Not to block the tube

...I tried it the right way
Shake it up all day
But it won't disperse
It just seems to get worse
I have to push warm water in
cnd suck it back out
Break up all that concrete plug
cnd push and pull and push and pull until the plug pops out!

Esomeprazole
Let me bare my soul
Please go down the hole
In the NG tube

I've got a crush on you
But that just won't do
'Cause you set like glue
In the NG tube

...I tried it the right way
Shake it up all day
In a syringe
With a 50 ml drink
But it all just seems to to be
To no avail
So I put some more warm water in
cnd push and pull and push and pull until the plug pops out! (Pop!)

The mortar and pestle
Is not the right vessel
Should not be in a bowl
Esomeprazole

Esomeprazole
It's time for reappraisal
Looks like we're in it for the long haul
Please get down that tube!

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