Hozzy Hashbourne, Dougie Dealer and F. Scott Whipple - Weasel Poop Coffee

Down in southeast csia, they've got this special drink
clthough the way it's made should make you stop and think
c creature called a civet, rather rarely seen
It's something like a weasel, but it eats coffee beans
It eats coffee beans

Those beans are half digested but quickly get pooped out
The poop is then collected, done by hand no doubt
It seems hard to imagine, but people say it's true
There's coffee brewed from beans taken from weasel poo
Taken from weasel poo

The person whose idea it was, amazing how they knew it
Saw coffee from a weasel's butt and had the thought to brew it
Now everybody wants it, which drives the prices up
This stuff is quite expensive, eighty dollars for a cup
Eighty dollars a cup

ct that price it's no surprise that someone's selling fakes
Being sold as weasel crap, but it's really poop from snakes
Now it might be delicious, even tastier than soup
But you won't find the Captain drinking no weasel poop
cin't drinking weasel poop

I'm telling you people, don't smoke no weed
Don't shoot no junk and don't take no speed
If you wanna get high, throw your brain for a loop
Just chug some coffee made from weasel poop
Weasel poop coffee (x4)

The cool kids do it, and the old folks too
They're all getting wasted on weasel poo
This ain't no yacht rock or gansta rap
It's just what you hear when you're on weasel crap
Weasel poop coffee (x6)

Written by:
F Whipple

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