Calvin O'Falcon - Mythical

I can see, it might be hard to believe
A falcon like me could become so elite
But my gameplay is elegantly sweet.
It's fast and sleek, there's no score I won't beat, but

Hey, it wasn't always the case
I was a noob with no discernible taste
I couldn't do, the most basic moves
That's all changed, now I'll take you to school

I'm sorry, I should have warned you
He won't go easy, he doesn't like to lose
He'll take no prisoners, He'll pick his character first
He does the impossible, Calvin gets mythical

Mythical mythical mythical, mythical Calvin
If the games are digital, Calvin gets mythical

So let me tell you, they key to my success
Was to beat every game, develop my finesse
By day I'd work on my dissertations
By night, I'd practice knockout strikes on mike tyson

He can speed run, through all of world one
In record time not achieved by anyone, (but me)
You've got speed, I'm a Peregrine, and a terror when I play Madden

You gotta calm down
It's game over sometimes, so don't freak out (I'm not freaking out I just like to win)
You're taking it too hard,
It should be fun, it's a game after all (it's not a game)

Here's a fun fact for ya...
Gamers can have 43% better spatial & visual awareness than those non-gamers. Since my falcon eyes are already Massively better than yours, you really don't stand a chance.

He's not sorry when he beats you
He won't go easy, he doesn't like to lose
He takes no prisoners, He picks his character first
He can do the impossible, Calvin gets mythical

So let me tell you about the first time I was a champion
It was at the Nintendo event early in the 90s
In the final round, I saw a kid pull a cheat code out
But I did my thing and still won that Mario trophy

I've unspooled, secrets of Hyrule
Didn't take me long, to defeat donkey kong
Uncovered Wiley's plan, upgraded mega man
When the console light comes on, my play gets mythical

Written by:
Christman Hersha

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