Biggie Oof - Oh, I Know You Can
You don't know me and I know you don't
But I feel like I know you deeply
Can you throw me a bone
I see you
On a pink, gilded leash, and I want to understand
How you're looking like a gremlin
But your crusty teary eyes are like that of a man
Crusty dog
I'm writing you this heartfelt song
Wondering why you're so crusty
Dusty, musty dog
Crusty white dog
Won't you howl right along?
They laugh at you, but they're only human
Do you feel it? Oh, I know you can
When they put you in your tiny knit sweaters
Do you sit and reconsider
All the choices in your doggy life
That led to this humiliating moment?
Or do you enjoy it?
Do you like it when they dress you up
Like you're their own little dress up pup?
I want to understand your doggy mindset
Crusty dog
I'm writing you this heartfelt song
Wondering why you're so crusty
Dusty, musty dog
Crusty white dog
Won't you howl right along?
They talk to you like you're a human
Do you feel it? Oh, I know you can
You could have built an army by now
Of little crusty white dogs to take the people down
But you held back with self-control
Is it because we serve you already, dog?
Or do you even think about these things at all?
What goes on behind your crusty white maw?
I can never know, because you cannot speak
And so I just have to sit here and think
You could have built an army by now
Of crusty little white dogs to take the people down
But you held back with self-control
Is it because we serve you already, dog?
Or do you even think about these things at all?
What goes on behind your crusty white maw?
I can never know, because you cannot speak
And so I just have to sit here and think like this
Cuz you're a crusty white dog
Crus-ty dog
Mmm, yeah, you're a crusty white dog
Crus-ty dog
Mmm, sing it with me, yeah, you're a crusty white dog
Crus-ty dog
Mm, ooh, oh, you're a crusty white dog
Crus-ty dog
Tell it to me now, tell it to me now, tell it to me
Crusty white dog
Crus-ty dog
Your name is Missy or Sassy or Pearl or Coconut
Crus-ty dog
And you are a pure bred, your owner will have no mutt
Crus-ty dog
And you have your own hundred-dollar bed you sleep on every night
Crus-ty dog
And if anyone is in your presence, they have no right
Crus-ty dog
Tell it to me, tell it to me
Crus-ty dog
You don't know how true it is to say that you're a crusty white
Crus-ty dog
Ooh, yeah, dog who is crusty and white
Crus-ty dog
That's all, that's all, that's all let's call it a night
Written by:
Sarah Futrell
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