Dr. Itchycunt - Connor
Connor was a lonely kidHe had no dad, his mom sucked dick
They lived in a tiny house
With his mom's plumber boyfriend Rick
He had no friends, his rabbit died
From ingesting insecticide
So, yes, Connor was all alone
No one ever called his phone
It's hard receiving a clock
When you attend the School of Hard Knocks
Hard Knocks, being the school bully
Connor stood no chance
Connor returned home one day
To him, it was more of the same
Rick passed out, his mom OD'd
He just wanted to be free
Rode his bike down to the park
He knew it was nearing dark
Heard a rustling near the trees
A little girl, her name Christine
Connor asked her who she was
Said she escaped there on a bus
Asked to be there while she cried
Connor finally had a friend
Connor and Christine would play
Each and every single day
From the sunrise to the dusk
All they learned was so much fun
They would plan to run away
And get married on one fall day
They returned to pack their bags
What happened next was kinda sad
Connor headed for his house
From down the road, he heard the sound
Of bass coming from a silver Porsche
And Connor was shot dead
Written by:
Brian Gaudet
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