L.J Gray - Tea Time

Oh, would you look at the time
It's a quarter past three
You guessed it, tea time
Darling, go check the kettle
It's, it's whistling
There is some honey by the stove
You listening
Bring me the crumpets and some biscuits too
Americans call them cookies
Yep, bruv, I'm stealing them too
Submerged in my chamomile
I like that
Oh, you cater to Earl Grey
Alright then
Tsk, tsk, it's such a bitter taste
Two sugar cubes plus Queen Elizabeth's saliva
Couldn't better the flavor
Try some agave
It will taste better later
I mean if you are loo looking for the flavor
Call over Alice, it's my unbirthday
I am the Mad Hatter and now let's fucking play

It's tea time, I have no fucks to give
The last fuck I gave cost me ten quid
Have you lost a pound before
It cost more than cents
Now I sit back and drink my tea of common sense

The tea is piping hot
It's best if you watch your lip
I've spiked your drink, you know maybe just a teensy bit
No, not a roofie
What do you think this is
The hangover part four
Woke up in London like, oh shit
Overnight red dye is the culprit I presume
Woke up on London's bridge
Must have been high off shrooms
Is that Big Ben, the biggest Ben of them all
I thought all of the bridges in London had to fall
Skipped over their royalty because our colors didn't match
Their queen don't see the royalty in black
Caught the easy jet
It's the first chance I could get
And landed in Amsterdam, now finally here I am
I hit a couple of coffee shops
Got to see Anne Frank Nazis was wrong
They were wrong
The Rembrandt statue and the city lights up at night
My favorite place
I didn't want to go back home
All right
Forever, I could have stayed
I could have stayed
But back to London and this racist ass hag shame
Don't give a damn if she thinks she's royalty
You can't take back these states
This is my tea party

It's tea time
I have no fucks to give
The last fuck I gave cost me 10 quid
Denouncing royalty because the color of your skin
Your great-grandchild is my British shiv

Send your KGB and the secret services
Putin, I'm coming for you
Too rushin, you cuz you're worthless
Thought Sputnik was a legend
But I'm the revolution
COVID is the punishment
Now you ready for your lesson
One planet, we're all equal except North Korea
Kim Jong-un, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pretty evil
Very evil
And I'm for real
My tangent consists of spilling tea
I learned that means Gossip
This American is pretty cheeky

This is my party
And it's tea time
Cheerio
Darling

Written by:
Lonjay Shahid

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