Forrest Gumpshun - Memoirs of a Gumpshun

Welcome to my memoirs
I jumped up off the porch
I could never hold my horses
This the body of a centaur
Its the half gorgeous other half abhorrent
Product of idea who has yet to ever get far
This for every brilliant thought I had that I've forgotten
For every single time I tried and nothing got accomplished
For every time I found the key the life and then I lost it
I'm sick of all my bull Shit and it's got me feeling nauseous
From the dust that I was sniffin to the dirt that I've done
Sometimes I like to sweep my problems under the rug
Cause i just find it easier to cover them up
Than to deal with something when I really don't give aaaaaaa
You ain't ever feel the pressure when youre under this much
I keep my finger on the button steady pressin my luck
I've been thinking with my penis while I'm swinging my nuts
And git my pants around my ankles cause I'm ready to fuck Shit up
Every chance that I get
And then Im stuck between my finger and my thumb when I end up in a pinch
There moments when I need to find a minute a just to vent cause if I don't then I'm afraid I'll end up losing my shit
It's the too tall goofball
Spit a lot of hooplah
Got a lot of baggage I could prolly use a uhaul
Ain't nothing bout to drag me down and you ain't Ru Paul
Swimming in this pussy got me drowning in this FUPA

Pimpin isn't easy
It Ain't tricking if you got it
Plus I've been getting kinda anxious cause to fail is not an option
Catch me hanging with my dawg cause every Wallace got a grommet
Baby You can call me crazy cause at least you're even callin
Pimpin isn't easy
It Ain't tricking if you got it
Plus I've been getting kinda anxious cause to fail is not an option
Catch me hanging with my dawg cause every Wallace got a grommet
Baby You can call me crazy cause at least you're even callin

Written by:
Russell Sadler

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