You Big Idiot - Pulling a Lance
Aanthems were playing at 340The Corps had filled Astoria
The Greatest Sons were somewhere hip on Granville
Contra Code at Fortune Sound Club
ATD was slaying CBDB's
Rong destroying Lana Lou's
Fomites and Die Job at Pat's Pub
Who will the people choose?
Too many shows for a normal fan to handle
No way, no how, no chance
There is no way to see every single band, oh?
Unless you pull a Lance
Dead-End-Drive-In at the Railway
Murderers at the Wise
Russian Tim and Pavel Bures
At the Rickshaw with The Highsides
Buses, taxis, and skytrains
Lance travelled expertly
Only pausing for a moment
To pay respect to SBC
Too many shows for a normal fan to handle
No way, no how, no chance
There is no way to see every single band though
Unless you pull a Lance
Some people are simply too slow
Some people can't form a plan
My friend Lance has a path to go
He's a punk rock superman
Too many shows for a normal fan to handle
No way, no how, no chance
There is no way to see every single band, oh?
Unless you pull a Lance
Written by:
Colin Pearson, Shafer Carson
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