You Big Idiot - The Slower Mainland
Fuck the road, fuck the rainI'm fuckin late for work again
Maybe I should just keep on driving
Take it east or up north
Run it backwards or forth
Try to find some sort of a meaning
If I was gone, would I be missed?
Would the government be pissed?
Tell 'em sorry for those bills I promised
Tell em hey, they did this
With their city-planning shit
Now we all must kiss each others bumpers
Snow and fog, the bridge is clogged
Would get there faster if I jogged
I'm a hostage holding the keys
In a line that doesn't end
With nothing better 'round the bend
Some days I feel so underneath
Woe is me, woe is you
Another semi stall or two
The knuckles tighten harder on my hands
Tap the gas, move an inch
Hit the breaks, feel the pinch
Of another Monday in the Slower Mainland
Just another fun day in the Slower Mainland
Written by:
Colin Pearson, Shafer Carson
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