The KMX Band - Lair of the White Worm
They think me mad
Say I need help
Because they don't understand
And because I dress like the Keebler Elf
But come meet my friend
He lives in my home
He takes up seven rooms
I call him Ben The Worm
In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm
In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm
In The Lair of the White, Lair of the White, Lair of the White --
Strike at those who taunt us
Make all of them kneel
Crawl through all their basements
And bop them with your tail
Slither through all their armies
Immune to their bullets and shells
Now, at the top of the world
We become the new Keebler Elves
In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm
In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm
In The Lair of the White, Lair of the White, Lair of the White Worm
This world is our throne
Keebler Cookies, we own
Everyone knows Ben The Worm
But not me, I don't
He's got a velvet robe, a thousand dollar shower curtain
A silver limo he doesn't fit in
He runs every company purpose
But he moved me to customer service
I get yelled at by slackers who ate too many crackers
I guess it's better than being a farmer
But I raised Ben when he was a larvae
I wanted power, to be immortal
Not a job that is normal
But my lesson has been learned
I never should have entered The Lair of the White Worm
In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm
In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm
In The Lair of the White, Lair of the White, Lair of the White Worm
Fwah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Squah nah nah nah nah
Squiddel-lee squah
Fwah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Squah nah nah nah nah
Squiddel-lee squah
Fwah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Written by:
Kevin McKeon
Publisher:
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